me: Let’s go to the gym
Jack: I have to finish this game first.
me: Hurry up, because we’ll never get a parking spot.
(30 minutes later)
me: Ugh! No parking spots! Do you remember what we did last time we were here and couldn’t find a spot?
Jack: Yeah, we left and went to eat at Bill’s. (restaurant)
me: I’m SO about to do that now. I’m starving AND I want to work out!
Jack: I’m not hungry now.
(10 minutes later)
me: That’s it we’re going home. We can workout in front of the TV.
Jack: You should just park on the curb. If we’re going home then I’m going to do my math homework.
me: We have to do our exercise first!
Jack: I had gym today. in school. YOU can do your exercise in front of the TV. My homework is more important anyway.
me: We should just do a little bit…
Jack: I’ll do some exercise after homework and after dinner.
me: No way, I can’t workout after I eat. I’ll just do it by myself now and then we’ll eat dinner.
Jack: I told you I wasn’t hungry, so you said let’s go to the gym and you’ll be hungry after. Now we’re going home and not working out, and I won’t be hungry so I don’t want dinner anyway. All your plans backfired.
me: Yep they did.