me: Wow Jack you got over 69 likes on your birthday post already.
Jack: Nice!
me: I get about 10-15 if I’m lucky.
Jack: That’s because you post 50 pictures of a tree.
me: I like my trees.
Jack: And you post every day and spam everyone’s feed.
me: Spam? They can unfollow me. I post what I like so I can go back and look at it. How often should I post in your opinion?
Jack: Like once a month.
me: Gasp!! I post at least once a day.
Jack: Well get it down to once a week maybe or just do one post with all the photos you would have posted each day.
me: But then I can’t see them unless I swipe.
Jack: But then you’re not annoying people who don’t want to see your posts all over their feed. You’ll lose followers.
me: I don’t care about followers.
Jack: Clearly.
Sigh.
