I was driving home from work and gave Jack a call to let him know that I’d be there in a few minutes. I’m not sure if other parents have similar conversations with their teenager… Or maybe they do for different reasons… haha…
me: hey Jack, I’m almost home, getting off the exit now. What are you doing?
Jack: perfect timing. I just broke the corkscrew and don’t know what to do.
Me: Ummm isn’t it a little early to be drinking wine?
Jack : I’m not drinking, I used it to fix the knot in my shorts. But it didn’t work because I held the handle too tight.
me: where the heck did you learn that???
Jack: Various online news outlets.
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