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Wordless Wednesday (I lie)

There are a few words. Always.

Random Wednesday along with Wordless Wednesday. Why not make that a THiNG!

I like to use cliches. Sometimes. Like haste makes waste and the early bird gets the worm. Jack likes to A. Pretend he doesn’t know what they mean. B. Insult the cliches. Or C. Secretly covet them and use them later in his own conversations. I bet his kids will definitely be sitting on pins and needles waiting for their dad to get the lead out. Etc. haha.

Jack hates these 2 in particular. Well maybe not hates but strongly annoyed with…

1. You sound like a broken record.

Jack: Does that mean like a record from the 70s? And if it’s broken how does that even work?)

2. Kill 2 birds with one stone

Jack: what does that even mean? I don’t think anyone has ever even killed one bird with one stone.

And so on. Have you met Jack? King of the one liners? I told him he should write the one liner handbook. Each zinger would be a new chapter. It would be a very long book.

I took out the recycling today and scribbled in the bottom of a card oats box were the words “Dank Memes”. Sigh.

For the rest of the post I will go wordless 🙂

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Wordless Wednesday

Wordless Wednesday! (OMG only 1 week left at this url!)

Okay. Two things wrong with that title. First, the blog is about sh*t that Jack says. Soooo… And second, anyone that knows me knows that wordless = dead. I always have at least one word for something! But I’ll try to keep it to a minimum. Just because.

Jack: Let’s make a deal okay?

me: Hmmm, okaaayyy??

Jack: If I do something nice, and get a sticker on my reward chart, that equals an instant video. But, if I get TWO stickers, then I can do a video and computer. If I don’t get any stickers, I’ll be okay with nothing.

me: That’s not our rule though. You fill the entire chart and get a prize. We have to catch you being good. You don’t earn the stickers. Where’s the incentive?

Jack: I don’t know what you’re saying, so come up and see how I cleaned my room. I’m sure that equals at least one sticker! Woohoo, videeeooooooo!

me: Sigh.

Bootcamp sunrise 7am!
Bella on the move and stoic Ed.
Jack moving really really fast.
Kitty Fort!
Could there BE any more snow?
View from our garage.
Jack goofing around in the kitchen.