Jack: I was thinking about wearing the same clothes every day. I should do that.
me: You mean like a uniform?
Jack: No, I men exactly the same clothes. Sighhh, I just don’t want to waste all that brain power picking out what I’m gonna wear.
Yes… This was said with a straight face and a serious tone. It was a real consideration!
And in other news, I’ll show you some photos from Jack’s birthday sleepover. He turns 10 this Sunday omg. 10!
Jack: Mom, can you believe in 5 months I’ll be in middle school?
me: That’s June. You start middle school in September.
Jack: Well I’ll be OUT of 5th grade and technically in middle school then. Can i take my iPod to school then?
Jack: When can I have a phone??
me: When you’re old enough to drive yourself to the store.
Jack: NOT FUNNY and REALLY annoying!