me: (shutting door, going down two steps…)
me: (back up) What’s up Jack?
Jack: My eye itches. Can I have a wet paper towel?
me: Sure… Here you go.
Jack: Thanks. Goodnight.
me: Goodnight. (I make it all the way down stairs)
me: Sigh! (up the stairs) What’s going on?
Jack: I’m sorry, but my bed’s wet from the paper towel!
me: Why did you… Sigh, here move over.
Jack: All you’re doing is putting another blanket on top of it?
me: It’s fine. Goodnight.
me: (I make it downstairs AND into the bathroom)
me: Grrr. (stomp up the stairs) Come on Jack, what’s up?
Jack: I’m really sorry! But I can’t find Stripey! I’m sorry!
me: It’s okay…sigh, here let me turn the lights on. Close your eyes.
Jack: (with his head under the covers) Where is she?
me: Oh I don’t know, move over again. (I shake out the blankets and she goes flying across the room). Here.
Jack: Thanks. I’m sorry. You sound mad.
me: Just tired that’s all. It’s okay.
Jack: (leaning over to see his clock) What time is it now?
me: Just go to bed!
Jack: All that back and forth and it only took 10 minutes. Not bad!
me: What are you talking about?
Jack: I usually make you go up and down for at least a half hour.
me: WHAT?? Are you kidding me?
Jack: Hahaha! I mean… SORRY!!!!