Conversations

You can either succeed or just suck

That has nothing to do with this post but I thought it was funny.

This post takes place in the bathroom. With Jack.

me: You ok in there?

Jack: (mutters)

me: Eh?

Jack: (mutters louder)

me: What??

Jack: (Mutter!)

me: Are. You. Ok. It’s yes or no!

Jack: WHY DOES GOING TO THE BATHROOM BECOME SOMETHING THAT COULD NOT BE OK!!!???

Conversations

Wipe my butt

Jack: I’m done!

me: Wipe your butt and I’ll check…

Jack: I’m not wiping THAT! It’s gross!

I walk in the bathroom, Jack is on the toilet, bent over double at the waist, reading a book that’s on the floor. Ow.

me: Sit up, come on. Wipe your butt and I will check. (he uses TP and I double check with a wet wipe)

Jack: UGH gross!

me: It’s your butt. You’re in charge. Let’s go.

Jack: Wait I have to pee again.

me: (I wait a minute) Okayyy, done?

Jack: No. I said I have to pee.

me: It doesn’t take that long to pee. Come on so we can clean you up.

Jack: If I’m in charge of my butt, then I’m also in charge of my penis!

me: Sigh.

Potty Humor

No. Sleep. Til Russia!

So we’re on our way in a few minutes. Not sure of the wi-fi stability in our hotel and various travels, so who knows how many posts I will be able to write! Gasp! I’ll leave you with this last image of Jack…just so you don’t miss him too much if I can’t write about him while I’m away.

We were at the park with friends and Jack spent most of his time in the bathroom. Bad timing…but when he has to go he has to GO!

Jack: (happily performing #2 in the park bathroom) Ahhhh, and this is always where the magic happens!