Conversations, Food

What’s that on your big front tooth?

Jack: Cheese

me: Ew…

Jack: Why, you got a problem with that?

me: Uh…can you clean it off or something?

Jack: I could just stop eating then. Do you have any idea what kinds of things stick to my front teeth all day?

me: Yeah, never mind. Carry on.

Jack: (smiles showing a big hunk of burger hanging off the other tooth)