Jack: Is Spectre a boy? (that’s our neighbor’s cat)
me: Yep.
Jack: How do you know?
me: They told us he’s a boy.
Jack: How did THEY know.
me: Maybe the person that gave them Spectre told them.
Jack: Oh. Then how do we know Paulina is a girl? (neighbor’s dog)
me: Again, they told us she’s a girl, remember? And she has a girl’s name.
Jack: But how do we know if no one ever tells us!
me: Boy dogs have a penis. Girl dogs don’t. Same goes for cats.
Jack: You really don’t have to tell me the gross stuff.
me: You asked.
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Jack: I really want a computer.
me: For what?
Jack: So I can do my work. I would get really really good grades if I had a computer.
me: You already have good report cards. How will a computer help?
Jack: I can look up stuff, and check my information.
me: You know you can borrow my computer anytime you need to look something up.
Jack: I don’t like borrowing. I like using and keeping and owning.
Sh*t My 6-Year-Old Says (but he's 18 now) 