Conversations

Real blonde vs. dirty blonde…

It’s kind of like Spy vs. Spy. Come on…who remembers that???! Yikes I’m old.

Jack: Yo momma is so dumb that when they said drinks are on the house, she got a ladder!

Friend: There’s a full blonde stereotype that they’re dumb. So like if they are having trouble in math you walk up to them and say “think, think in that tiny brain of yours!”

me: (pushing my blonde hair out of my eyes to give him a withering stare)

Friend: Don’t worry it doesn’t apply to dirty blondes only real ones.

(Really??)

Jack: Don’t tell her any more, she’s just gonna steal them and tell them at work.