Jack: Two astronauts are kayaking down the Nile river. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
me: Two.
Jack: Nope. Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.
And he cracked up for a few minutes while I went to get an aspirin. 😉
Sh*t My 6-Year-Old Says (but he's 18 now)
I started this blog when Jack was only 5 years old! And, still, I can't make this sh*t up!
Jack: Two astronauts are kayaking down the Nile river. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
me: Two.
Jack: Nope. Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.
And he cracked up for a few minutes while I went to get an aspirin. 😉