me: Jack finish your apple, you leave so much on the core!
Jack: I have a disproportionate fear of apple cores.
me: What?
Jack: They’re all weird feeling and (he shudders)…
me: I get it. I have a fear of eating even a tiny piece of egg shell. The thought of crunching on that makes me actually nauseous.
Jack: Now that’s not normal.
me: 🤨