Jack: (singing) Girl look at that potty. Girl look at that potty… I work out!
me: (lmfao) Jack! It’s “body” not “potty”! Hahahahaha!!!!!
Jack: Well they have the other song that’s Potty rock is in the house tonight! So what about that??
me: It’s “party”. Sigh. Do you have to pee or something?
Jack: No! Why are you correcting me??
me: Don’t whine about it, I’m just telling you the real words.
Jack: I’m not whining I’m griping!!