Jack: Things were easier when I was little…
me: Yeah? When you were 2?
Jack: I guess. I didn’t get all crazy about school and homework and stuff.
me: That’s because you didn’t have any.
Jack: Oh yeah! But then I got school, and homework, and gym and reading bags and music…sigh…
me: When you get older you have more things to think about and do.
Jack: How come the more things I have, the worse my life gets? I can’t wait to be a grown up and have no stress!
Sh*t My 17-Year-Old Says 