me: You get to open one present on Christmas Eve.
Jack: Can I shake them?
me: Gently okay?
Jack: I can’t figure out what this one is.
me: It’s something you need.
Jack: Do YOU think it’s something i need or do I think it’s something I need? If its you then I definitely am not opening that gift.
me: Sigh. We both think you need it. No more hints. Let’s go get cleaned up. Bath or shower? If you pick bath I have a treat for you.
me: Check it out. (I fill the tub and turn on the jacuzzi jets. I haven’t done that for Jack yet.)
Jack: Is this a jacuzzi? Woaahh. My life is gooood! Hear this…showers are now extinct!!!!