Jack: What’s a blog?
me: Like a journal, but on the computer.
Jack: Like a diary?
me: I guess.
Jack: You put your most important stuff on the computer?? Can I read it?
me: You can read some of it.
Jack: But it’s about me, right?
me: It’s always about you.
Jack: I want a blog.
me: Well, we can do that if you really want to.
Jack: Yes! I’ll play games on it!
me: It’s a journal. You would have to write stuff.
Jack: Oh. Maybe I’ll invent a game called blogblog or blogger or something. Then I could play on it.
me: We had a game called frogger when I was little!
Jack: No one would ever name a game that.
Sh*t My 6-Year-Old Says (but he's 18 now) 