Jack: (from the other room) Merpo! Mongolo!!! Mush Mush!!!
me: What are you yelling?
Jack: Hey hang low! Meemo!! Meaty T!
me: Do you need something?
Jack: Low Five Get in here! Mombalo!!
me: (finally going into the kitchen) What’s going on Jack??
Jack: I need help with my homework.
me: Why didn’t you just call me?? Sheesh.
Jack: I did. Like 17 times.
me: Sigh.
Jack: Can I have milk please Merpo?
me: Sigh.
Sh*t My 17-Year-Old Says 