Who loves Adam Sandler? We do! I forgot it was the first day of Hanukkah but coincidentally woke up singing his Hanukkah song. Obnoxiously, and changing the lyrics as I pleased.
me: So drink your gin and tonica…
Jack: Mom. Just. No.
me: (making breakfast) Jack today’s the first day of Hanukkah for real, so how funny that i woke up singing that song.
Jack: Yes, how Ironica.
On that note, have a happy Hanukkah everyone!
Jack: I’m not arguing! I’m just telling you how you’re wrong!
That was how our “discussion” ended.
I didn’t want Jack to mow the lawn with a broken toe in a shoeless ortho boot. I told him to put a sneaker on and then the boot.
Jack: That doesn’t matter! The sneaker isn’t going to protect me from the lawn mower blade, it’s still gonna do the same damage to my foot!
me: Oh that’s a good argument.
I just told Jack to hurry up in the shower. I went up to look and he had his iPod set up with his black light water speakers. Ready for an event in the shower! Oy!
me: How long do you plan on being in there? Be quick ok?
Jack: I just arranged an entire speaker setup. It’s not going to be quick.
Right now it sounds like a concert in the bathroom. 🙂
Here’s Jack mowing the lawn in his boot! Use the term “lawn” loosely.