Very tired quote of the day

me: (gasp) 7:05! Shit!! (run upstairs) Jack, honey it’s time to get up. We overslept. (I trip on a toy and crash into his bed muffling another curse.)

Jack: YOU overslept. I was right here trying to get more sleep. So while you figure out what your doing, I’m going back to bed. (pulls covers up over his head)