What’s the opposite of Heaven?

Jack: What’s that prayer again?

me: Now I lay me down to sleep…

Jack: Yeah that one, where our soul goes up to heaven. Is that because it’s nice up there?

me: Yep.

Jack: What happens if your soul DOESN’T go up to heaven?

me: I think if you’re a really, really bad person, your soul goes somewhere else, to a place that’s not very nice.

Jack: You mean like Pittsburgh?


(I literally almost had an aneurysm from laughing so hard. And to the fine people of Pittsburgh, I mean no disrespect. It’s simply the first word that popped out of Jack’s mouth. And we both happen to love dippy eggs.)