Opposite of “Goodhavior” of course.
Jack has been creating his own dictionary of combined terms. And I think they’re a bit more descriptive than the originals!
me: How was acting class? (Jack started a once-a-week class after school)
Jack: (gives me the guilty look) It was okayyy, why?
me: I’m just asking. Why, what happened? You and Ben weren’t acting up again were you?
Jack: Well, he had a little badhavior, but then he stopped. I was pretty much okay.
me: Badhavior, huh? Interesting word. So if I come to the next class and grab Ben and his Mom, and we all have a talk, what do you think will come out of it?
Jack: OKAY it was all my fault!
(like I don’t know this boy)
me: What was your fault?
Jack: Sigh. We were just trying to come up with our idea for the thing, ya know, and then I grabbed him and his knee went into my face and the lady told me to stop and that was it!
me: What lady?
Jack: The mom that pretends she runs the whole school!
me: Was she a Mom or a PTA lady?
Jack: What’s a Peetay lady?
me: No, PTA for Parent Teacher Association. She works for the school and for the parents, and she’s in charge of the after school programs.
Jack: Anytime there’s a Parentssociation, that can’t be a good thing.
me: That’s not a word you know.
Jack: But it should be.
Last year Jack was worried about these words. Funny to go back and read the old sh*t.