Jack had a surprise band concert this week. I say it’s a surprise because I only heard about it on Monday and the concert was On Tuesday. Talk about giving a little notice eh?
Me: Jack, how come you didn’t tell me about this concert! If we had some notice I would have invited some people! Now we’re rushing around and our schedule is all messed up 😦
Jack: I told you about it last year remember?
Me: sigh.
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Later that night…
Me: you guys were so awesome at your concert… You looked like you were having fun…
Jack: Well, that 2nd song was impossible to play I kept getting confused.
Me: I thought you guys practiced? You should have practiced more?
Jack: You don’t understand…that song has confusing parts and the timing signatures are all messed up and 4/4 goes down to 2/4 and then the rests are only half as long in those parts but you don’t know that so it was very confusing to play.
Me: Um. Oh.
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Lol! I didn’t even know what he was saying it was so funny and I’m sure I messed up exactly what he said. But he ranted for like a full minute with all these words about timing and rests and fourths LOL. I so do not know how to read music that it is hysterical.
But yay! Jack was right in front for the first time in five years!!!!
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