These are the things that I had to pick up off the floor this morning:
• TV tray that was disassembled
• Small dental mirror
• Claw grabber hand
• Arm sling
• Tae Kwon Do kicking paddle
• 2 USB cords
• Old phone with push-button dialing
• Light saber
• Piece of cardboard with TV screen cutout
• Nerf gun
• Small robot
me: Jack, what did you do with all of those things on the floor?
Jack: I made a ship. That’s how it WAS!
me: What was?
Jack: That’s how it came. The tray.
me: I mean ALL of the things.
Jack: Like you know, on second thought never mind. It’s too complicated to explain.