Jack: Yo, I just took out the garbage!


me: What?

Jack: With my face.

me. Again. What??

Jack: I was sledding next door and smashed into their garbage can. With my face. Do I have a concussion?

me: I don’t think so. You have a red bump on your forehead…

Jack: Yeah baby! I SO took out the garbage with my face!!!

me: Yeah you’re fine.