Lick my tooth, and other words of wisdom

Have you missed us? Or did you not notice we were gone for a few days? Jack and I headed to Orlando for a long weekend… VERY hot these past few days. In Epcot we scooted through the sun from one air conditioned bliss-filled building to the next. It totally makes me appreciate Fall in New England. At least we have some oxygen up here. There was literally none down in Florida. We gasped for 4 days.

So, since the hotel didn’t have any wi-fi (well any convenient wi-fi) I opted to skip posting for what might be my longest stretch of time since I started this blog! If you find a longer stretch of time, just let me know and you’ll win some sort of prize. Seriously, I’m cleaning house over here. Never know what I might send you. I’ll have Jack autograph it of course, unless it’s perishable…

Jack: Awwwww this front tooth is sooo smooth! It’s a butter tooth! Here feel it.

me: Um, I believe you…

Jack: No you gotta lick it to see how smooth it is

me: I’m good. No thanks.

Jack: But you will never see how smooth it is.

me: It’s your little secret then.

Jack: Can I have a drink of water?

me: You just had one. I don’t want any accidents tonight.

Jack: But I’m like totally dehydrated and might start over hyperventilating!! (he clutches his throat)

me: I think you’re fine actually.

Jack: ACTually, it’s way worse to be dehydrated than to have a wet bed, so I think I should have the drink. Would you rather me die all dried out, or be alive enough to wet my bed.

me: Fine. (I get the water)

Jack: If I tell you things that way, you find it very hard to resist me.

me: Ha! Okay, goodnight mister.

Jack: Wait. One more thing! Does a girl tell a boy she loves him first or does the boy say it first??!!

me: Oh no, we’re not getting into this tonight. Goodnight!

Jack: (peeved) I’ve worried about this for years, so I guess I’ll just have to worry a lot longer!

me: (making my escape…)