Made ya look!
Jack’s breakfasts are always interesting. We do at least 10 different styles of eggs that we rotate through, plus every kind of hot and cold cereal plus bagels, muffins etc. Eggs, however are Jack’s favorite. The cheesier the better. The leakier the better. Some people can’t handle it.
Jack: Can we have Grandpa eggs?
me: Not today, they take too much time.
Jack: You just have to boil them for 4 minutes!
me: Why do you know this?
Jack: Grandpa told me.
As you can see, there is always a book present at breakfast. That hasn’t changed in the last few years.
And now for the boobies. Or as I like to call them “Cookies I delivered to Jack’s school for Valentine’s Day”. Anyone see the problem?
Jack: No one liked the sugar cookies with the … what do you call the decoration on top?
me: Uh… ?