He never saw it coming

Jack: Blah blah blah rude blah blah rude

me: Jack watch the tone

Jack: Blah blah more rudeness blah blaaaaaahhhh

me: (under my breath) He never saw it coming

Jack: Oh! He did see it coming, it never happened and no one cares!

me: Sigh.

And that’s why Xboxes were meant to be taken away 😂😂😂😂😂😂.

Jack: (from a previous post a few years back) Whats the point of getting anything new, it’s just more stuff for you to take away when I “misbehave”.

XBox Minecraft…and what boys say

Jack: Your mom’s so ugly her lipstick screams. Hahahaha!

Friend: What?

Jack: Dude, don’t you get it? She’s so ugly her lipstick screams.

Friend: Her what?

Jack: Lipstick. LIPstick. It screams because she’s so ugly. Hahaha!

Friend: I don’t get it.

Jack: Sighhhhh. She goes to put on lipstick and it screams when it gets close to her face. Because she’s so ugly.

Friend: Oh.

Jack: Sigh

Words coming from living room while 2 boys play Xbox

(I’m not condoning this, merely reporting)

Jack/Friend: Suck it! You just got served! No YOU got served! Your wife is calling you! Who’s Oprah?? I don’t know!?? Padme sucks! Help me R2!!! That’s SO unfair!!! Dress up like a girl now! Ohhhh I’m your ex boyfriend!! Hahahahaaaaa!

Lego Star Wars

This just came out of Jack’s mouth. I had to type it verbatim.

Jack: Once I was playing Lego Star Wars III the complete saga for XBox 360 and I was Obi-Wan Kenobi as a padwan fighting my older self in the Mos Eisley Cantina from tatooine 3 episodes later! Like I was walking around and I saw my older self and then I took out my light saber and I struck him like 4 times. He died and he went into another room. He didn’t strike me back. I just walked around and wandered into another episode. It was cool.

me: Uh…?

I just stumbled on this cool Star Wars photo site looking for a Lego Star Wars image. Check it out!