Conversations

I’m not ever having kids

Jack: Kids are gross.

me: You’re a kid.

Jack: I mean other smaller kids. They’re nuts.

me: Yeah I agree.

Jack: I’m never having kids when I grow up.

me: You might change you mind, no?

Jack: I decided this two whole years ago! I’m pretty sure.

me: You were 5 when you thought about this?

Jack: Yeah and then I decided again yesterday.

me: Taekwondo? When the baby kept yelling at you?

Jack: I don’t want any kid that’s gonna just yell all the time and be annoying!!!

me: God FORbid!!!