Playing with the pets

Jack: OMG look at Luna, she just did the stanky leg up the stairs!

me: I’m trying to relax before bed…play with them out there.

Jack: I’m bringing the fun in here!

(He drags a long string into my bedroom and both cats come galloping in)

me: Noooo.

Jack: Watch! PoBo is standing on two legs!

me: I play with them every day. I get it.

Jack: But this is ME playing with them. Look.

me: Gah!!! (Jack drags the string on my bed and Luna comes flying up)

Jack: Look, she looks like she’s conducting an orchestra! (PoBo is batting in the air at the string)

Suddenly PoBo grabs the string in her mouth and walks away. She’s done haha.

Where’s Luna? Under my bed looking cranky lol.

Typical night at my house. And in other news../

Jack: Oh so can I stay up and play the new Call of Duty Cold War?

me: Wha? Why can’t you play tomorrow after school?

Jack: Because there’s something magical about playing a game right when it comes out.

me: But it’s going to be late on a school night.

Jack: I have straight A’s.

me: Sigh. Ok.

Now the cats are all wound up, Jack’s all wound up and I’m all wound up! 🙄😂