I’m going for the “ostentatious display” definition, not the others! 🙂
Jack: (goofing off on the car while we wait in the camp drop-off line) Heeyyy are you video taping me??
me: Nope, just trying to get a normal non-goofy picture of you. It takes a while…
Jack: So anyway, you don’t have to pack my flip-flops anymore because they don’t let us wear shoes in the pool area.
me: What about when you go to the bathroom??
me: Ewww but the wet floor…
Jack: That’s not bad Mom. You should see what we have to step in outside the bathroom.