Here are some of Jack’s comebacks. Which, by the way, he says so often that I have them all memorized. I just say them at the same time that he does. Makes him a bit angry, kind of like I’m what…pushing HIS buttons?
me: Jack, watch your mouth! I don’t like that language.
Jack: That’s funny cuz I can’t even see my own mouth!
me: Please don’t be fresh!
Jack: What am I… dairy?
me: Stop pushing my buttons please!
Jack: I don’t see any buttons but I would push them if I could see them!
me: Eat your chicken (steak, turkey, whatever).
Jack: I don’t eat meat!
me: Can you please brush your teeth?
Jack: I AM brushing my teeth.
me: You’re actually sitting on the floor playing with your toes.
me: Can you please get dressed?
Jack: I AM getting dressed!
me: You’re actually playing laser games with Bella.
me: Can you get your shoes on please, we’re late!
Jack: I AM getting my shoes on.
me: Oh really? You’re sitting on the toilet.
Jack: Well when you ask dumb questions…
me: Heyyyyy???!! Don’t be fresh.
(say it with me)
Jack: What am I…dairy?
And so on and so forth.