Jack: What do you think of this space station drawing?
me: Pretty nice!
Jack: PRETTY nice??? You mean VERY nice.
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me: Ready to practice your form for your belt test?
Jack: I already know my form.
me: Then practice your self defense.
Jack: I know my self defense. I’m awesome at it.
me: Then do your combination kick.
Jack: No matter what you ask me to do, I’m already great at it Mom.
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me: Here, let me help you with that paint…
Jack: I can do it!
me: I just don’t want it to spill…
Jack: Look, it’s almost like you didn’t learn this as a kid. Well I DID learn it at a kid and I CAN DO IT!
me: I’m not even sure what that meant.