me: What’s that???
Jack: My game name…(Jack’s friend starts laughing)
me: Sigh. Such a stud??
Jack: My other friend told me to pick that.
me: Oy. (Then I looked over at the friend visiting Jack) And what’s your game name?
me: (blank stare) Ok. enough…Outside!
Jack: But he just joined my Minecraft world!!!
me: Time for you guys to put the electronics down and join the real world.
Jack and Friend: (look at me oddly)
Jack: Dude! How about we just play minecraft outside!? Yeah!
Friend: Yeah awesome!
me: Electronics stay in the house!
Jack: Awww. Dude. It’s ok, we can still play and just pretend we’re actually IN minecraft!
me: Imagine that.
Jack: Dude you can come to my mom’s class later and we can play then. I always use electronics during her class.
Friend: Hmmm, do they have wi-fi?
Jack: Sigh, noooo. But maybe we can sneak out and find a Starbucks…
me: Sigh…I can hear you!